![]() Screen Junkies don't currently have any way of releasing the video. An Honest Trailer Commentary for this episode was recorded and was available on the Screen Junkies Plus until the website/app was discontinued.Screen Junkies have produced Honest Trailer for every film in the Star Wars film series: The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, The Force Awakens, Rogue One, The Last Jedi, Solo: A Star Wars Storyand Star Wars Spinoffs.Oh, yes, yes, yes, you're right, 'beep ( blooping noise)' is 'up'. Can you understand what he's saying? I'm pretty sure that 'beep ( blooping noise)' is 'down'. If you think the movie was bad, wait until you see what they cut out.Īnakin ( looking at a part from R2-D2): It's broken. Star Wars Episode 111: The Force Aweakens Honest title for Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith - Star Wars Episode 111: The Force Aweakens. Seriously? You can cut through droids and clones like tissue paper, and that's how you go out? That's, that's pathetic, man. Starring The Following Proof That More Does Not Equal Better: 1 Ham-Handed Cameo.Ģ Disposable CGI Armies, 2 Cyborgs with Breathing Problems (Darth Vader and General Grievous), 4 Lightsabers at the Same Time, 4 Unnecessary CGI Flippy Jumps, 8 Severed Limbs, About 17 Things R2-D2 Couldn't Do in the Original, and Thousands of Highly Trained Jedi Knights Going Down Like Total Punks. How did Owen and Beru age forty years in twenty years? Why does all the galaxy's technology look like it got worse? And how can we ever take Darth Vader seriously again after we've seen this? followed by twenty minutes of George Lucas jamming everyone into their New Hope starting positions, even if it ruins the franchise continuity, like how did Leia remember her mom's face? Sors Bandeam: There are too many of them. ( text appears reading "9 minutes later.") ( gasps) Gasp! Not the guy who does four evil head turns in one conversation!Īfter two pointless, wheel-spinning movies, watch a finale where Anakin goes from peaceful Jedi to child-murdering maniac in less than ten minutes.Īnakin: It's not the Jedi way. But don't worry, fans of sitting and talking, because every time things start to get interesting, George Lucas gives us some of the sittiest, talkiest scenes in the trilogy, featuring council meetings, therapy sessions, commutes, weird bubble shows, and just staring out of the window, all sloooowly building up to the most obvious reveal of all time: that the evil Sith Lord is the sinister old guy who talks exactly like the evil Sith Lord (Palpatine). Thanks for clearin' that up, George.Įxperience the best Star Wars default, simply because something occasionally happens, even if that something is a lizard chasing a robot on a unicycle. So, Darth Vader is a whiny, dumb, easy-to-manipulate lapdog who got his suit because he couldn't quite jump high enough. Obi-Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground. has a bad dream about his secret wife, commits Jedicide when an old man gives him a super-vague promise about cheating death, then gets burnt to a crisp because his teacher is standing on a hill. Mace Windu: We do not grant you the rank of 'master'. Watch the greatest movie villain of all time turn evil because he's passed up for a promotion. Weep as this once proud queen, senator, and warrior spends the whole movie barefoot and pregnant, and finally witness what the whole trilogy has been building to: Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. Natalie Portman is back, and she's just kinda there. and cringe as Anakin Skywalker completes his journey from annoying kid to obnoxious teenager to insufferable Jedi Knight, in a performance so robotic, his body finally catches up to his acting ( shows Darth Vader being raised on a table).although to be fair, no one can make this dreck sound natural:Īnakin: Love won't save you, Padmé. Watch Star Wars finish its turn to the dark side as everything you've grown to hate returns. Return to a time long ago, when there was still hope that the prequels could stick the landing, with a film that starts out semi-promising, then falls flat on its stupid face. From Disney's bitter ex-boyfriend (George Lucas) comes the finale of the saga so bad, this ridiculous, overacted, disappointing mess is known as the good one.
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